Must learn true size of own body

So I jammed myself into the corner of my bed frame again. I swear, I do this on a ridiculously frequent basis. It’s like I don’t know the parameters of my own body. I think I’m driving a hatchback when I’m really a sedan.

Anyway, I’ve got a welt the size of my foot on my upper thigh and another mad body issue to add to the heap.

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