Word.

Advertisements

55 tweets in 24hrs…

Okay 50 Cent, it’s time to pop off.

What the shit is with…

Every bio of every one of my Twitter followers reading like a personal add on some elitist dating site?  They’re all , “I’m a Fitness, Nutrition & Life-Coach. Internet Marketer. Social Network Marketer.’ Like shit, just pick one man.  Overachieving assholes. Oh and in case you were wondering, my bio reads:  “I’m a synchronised skier, … Continue reading

Things not to do.

“Broadcasting her online buddies from her Facebook profile may not have been enough for one woman, as she chose to get this Social Tattoo featuring every one of them down her arm.  YouTuber user susyj87 sought the assistance of Tattoo Dex to get current photographs of her 152 Facebook friends inked onto her forearm. Settling … Continue reading

I always thought people who cull their Facebook friends list were assholes.

I figure they must have all kinds of time on their hands because it would be really difficult to sit there and pick who stays and who goes.  Because let’s face it, if you’re throwing all the annoying people overboard, you’ll be left with your gran and that fan page you started in 2008. I’ve … Continue reading

I can’t handle Facebook anymore.

You know those assholes you have on Facebook that post an endless stream of dribble? You alternate between wanting to: a. Hide, Delete, block and possibly report them.   OR b. Vow to never do the above ‘cos their verbal is diarrhoea is just too fucking hilarious Guyths I just don’t know what to do with myself anymore. … Continue reading

Lord of the Trolls

Yeah okay Kanye, calm your mofucking farm.

I was never good at art…

“This one would receive an “A” if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I’ve pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. F” via thebestpageintheuniverse

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN’T FIND THIS SHIT FUNNY?  BRENDAN MACLEAN, YOU MAY HAVE 6.5K+ FOLLOWERS BUT I’M WILLING TO BET HALF OF THEM ARE BRAIN DEAD AND DON’T REALLY KNOW WHO YOU ARE.  YEAH I WENT THERE.

I’m not going to…

…“become a fan” of you on Facebook, sorry. I barely tolerate you in real life. Check yourself. thewhitesade. It’s even worse when you’re the one ‘suggesting’ the fan page you made for yourself.  I may be a troll but you’ve got to be kidding; pop off.