Don’t come near me you yellow Ronald McDonald

Oh Christ.  I just agreed to stay at this kid’s house.  Only it’s not the right kid.  Yeah.  I thought I was talking to this nice but awkward kid.  But it’s this freako stalk guy.  Not even flattering myself here, this kid says hi up to 12 times on Facebook chat with no response from … Continue reading

And for the record, I do not have Chlamydia.

Okay, so I could sit here and pretend all my ridiculous antics happened in school and I’ve grown up to be a perfectly reasonable human being.  Well I’d be lying.  So let’s cut the horseradish and I’ll tell you a fairly recent story about why I’m still ridiculous and should be put outside. So I … Continue reading