When I was in preschool…

I would bite my best friend.  Like we were good pals and stuff, but I’d bite her on a semi-regular basis.  Biting aside, I mustn’t have been too awful a friend cos we maintained a friendship for over 10 years.  Needless (or completely necessary) to say, I stopped biting her as I grew older but … Continue reading

Riding bikes with Biscuit

I had this dog right.  I named him biscuit (big surprise, I name it after food).  Anyway, I made that poor fucker ride my bike with me.  He didn’t sit in the basket up front; When I say he rode my bike, I mean I put his hind legs on the top tube and his … Continue reading