Don’t come near me you yellow Ronald McDonald

Oh Christ.  I just agreed to stay at this kid’s house.  Only it’s not the right kid.  Yeah.  I thought I was talking to this nice but awkward kid.  But it’s this freako stalk guy.  Not even flattering myself here, this kid says hi up to 12 times on Facebook chat with no response from … Continue reading

Improvements by way of candle.

Pour juice Place glass next to lit candle Lurklurklurk Pick lit candle up Put lit candle to lips Put self outside.